Because I can count on my fingers the number of sunsets I have left, and I don’t want to miss any of them.
Wait do American people not call their friends mate?? Is this a thing???
Yup. I’m sure some do but mostly people just say friend. Which is boring but whatever.
Wait so you go up to your friends and be like “Hello friend.”
we use names
oh, how much we missed you!
My friend just sent me this and I have been laughing for the last 10 minutes
PETITION FOR THE HILARIOUS JESSICA WILLIAMS TO GET HER OWN SHOW!
YES YES YES YES YES
Bees are nature’s 3D printer
Fucking bees are the best.
Fuck yes they are.
what the actual fuck bees. why are you engineering geniuses
That time Will Graham real talked Chilton so hard.
#This is the same scenario that happens when you see a spider in your bedroom#And in that moment we are all Frederick Chilton